Things I am not looking forward to doing:
- My taxes
- Scheduling my car for regular maintenance
- Taking my car to the mechanic for regular maintenance
- Scheduling the dogs annual wellness visit to vet
- Taking dogs to vet
- Answering a text that says only, “Hi.”
- Chasing down money from people who owe me money
- Cleaning out my car before I take it in for maintenance to save me the embarrassment of my mechanic seeing how I let it get so trashed
- Planning a vacation
- My taxes
- Resuming some sort of fitness regimen
- Planning for my retirement
- Going to any more music festivals for the rest of my life
- Explaining to customer service why my health insurance company should credit me with one month’s payment since they didn’t cover me for one month for which I paid
- Figuring out why all of a sudden my home wireless network is all slow and buggy
- Living under any more Republican presidents
- Spending inordinate amounts of time on work for which I don’t earn any money but should
- Going to any high school or college reunions
- Witnessing increasingly extreme manifestations of human-induced climate change
- Witnessing the extinction of thousands of species due to human-induced climate change
- Online dating
- Going down into my basement
- Going up into my attic
- Gum surgery
- Having an endoscopy
- Having a colonoscopy
- My taxes