Not with a bang, but a marmot.

A Marmot. Temirbek Isakunov reportedly died from bubonic plague after eating a marmotAnd when history is written, the ignominious end to the human race will be traced back to one man’s taste for barbecued marmot.

And some alien wag will undoubtedly note, “Marmot. The other white meat.”

And the other will say, “Marmot. Tastes like chicken.”

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